Boots with a zipper.
If you’re too lazy to lace up boots then don’t buy boots. Go buy some of those velcro sneakers that flash when you walk cause clearly you can’t handle big boy shoes.
If you physically can not lace up your shoes (I’ve thrown out my back several times and know that sometimes laces are just not going to happen) there are many classier options available so that you don’t look like a fool.
jcgonzo said:
totes agree 100% except for the giant black industrial goth ones then it becomes all BDSM and kinky!
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